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9 helpful friends to enemy quotes for a BFF breakup.
On ex-friends, relationships, and secrets. Do ex-friends make overnight haters? Running up the stairs to make sure you are there. Running down the stairs to make sure I leave without a snare. Wistfully,…
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4 signs youβre settling as the sidekick character.
Sidekick. Kicked to the side- or willfully standing bench-side. Your life is in fact a movie. You donβt get to eat the popcorn or stand on stage. A one-stock character made for others…
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Everything wrong with “Because I said so”.
Is there an age limit on answering questions? No. Leave authoritarian vibes behind in 2021. "Because I said so", said the mother hen. Naughty authority follows. So, the daughter tries her luck and…
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How to identify self-sabotage in relationships (8 signs)
Self-sabotage wrecks loving, intimate relationships. I used to close my eyes and make hushed wishes for others, In bed, on an overused pillow. I never felt worthy of a wish or prayer. Every…
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Dear funny humans, stop trying to fix everyone.
Fix yourself a quick laugh. Never mind. If you don’t feel like laughing, don’t laugh. Funny girl, you don’t have to be smiling. The world was not made for you to fix. It…
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Parasocial BFF- Wait, Phoebe Buffay’s not my friend?
Confession Time: I have a one-sided friendship with Phoebe Buffay. Is she your friend too? Walking home from a coffee store. I canβt help but rehash the wildest conversation. Within 3 minutes of…
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Mom: I’m fat and ugly. Daughter: Oh, so am I. Fat talk.
We don’t want people to feel ugly and fat after talking to us. π+π= π or π+π=π Wow, we can can change how people feel. Let’s change people’s moods for the better. ππΌHow…
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Jealous of a dog. The weird, funny, and horrifying.
Have you ever been jealous of a non-human? I am a floating body, waiting to sink. Wind is brushing my hair. Honks are serenading me. Oldies music is adding to the symphony. What…